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Repo! The Genetic Opera. Yes, it is an opera. Yes, it is horror. Lotta leather. Lotta blood. Everyone is still inherently oozing what sex appeal, to the point the asexual (me) notices it. Just a lotta weird vibes. It’s one of my faves.
the downside to harassing a cat constantly is that you run out of ways to bother them. so sure she's "well socialized" but how am i supposed to get revenge when she is being SO so annoying?
she enjoys this. what is left?
Put down food, and then immediately pick her up and hold her. She will squirm. She will want the food. But also, she doesn’t want to yell at you.
whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
New Life Goal: to Die the Richest Man in the Graveyard.
Secondarily: I’m not gonna be in a graveyard. I want to sent off on a flaming boat if I die in battle, and fed to the animals if I don’t.
New New Life Goal: to Die the Richest Man in the Afterlife (? Wherever that ends up being for me).
ALTDo not forget about Palestinians on this Eid, do not forget about Gaza, do not forget about the lives taken and homes destroyed, do not forget about the joy and life so cruelly snatched from them.
Eid means to us what Christmas means to most of you. And they're spending it digging through rubble and locating bodies to burry.
They have no chocolates, no new clothes to wear, no homes to decorate, they lost loved ones which would gather together, no Eidi to give to children to make them happy, no mehndi, no jewelery, no new toys.
Do not forget about Palestine.
Keep boycotting for them, keep protesting for them, keep donating to the families through the link tree, keep buying e-sims for them, keep sharing the truth, keep exposing Israel for their consistent humanitarian crimes.
Remember the Palestinians, especially today, on Eid, an occasion of joy.
May Allah make it joyous for them after everything they had suffered, may they be free from the Zionist occupation and genocide
Eid Mubarak, to everyone, and to the Palestinians
@ everybody looking at the dashboard unfucker tag right now desperately looking for help because it suddenly stopped working. @pixiel's pinned post has a userstyle they developed that also reverts the dash back to the old style!! go get it now!!
@argothiathedreamer idk if you're still in need of a dashboard unfucker?
Me, on mobile, reading a shitpost: Okay and any minute when the reaction image loads, I’ll know if I can like the post as it came across my dash, or whether I have to go back to the origin.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Tumblr: Your connection went bloop!
Me: YoUr CoNnEcTiOn WeNt BlOoP! No it didn’t, Tumblr, the wifi’s just shi-
Picture: *loads*
Me:
Me: Okay, yeah, thats a good one *likes as is*
Me: *Scrolls a bit*
Tumblr: Your connection went bloop!
Me:
Tumblr: Why do you bully us? We would work better if you were nice.
Me: Tumblr, literally everyone I know who has the slightest bit of an IT or engineering background would tell you its the other way around, not to mention that the connection works AFTER I bully it. The wifi is into degradation, and I suspect so are you.
Tumblr:
Tumblr:
Tumblr: Your connection went bloop!
Me:
Tumblr: It did. Really.
Me:
Me: YoUr CoNnEcTiOn WeNt BlOoP!
Tumblr: *loads like eight posts perfectly*
Me:
Me: Its not a suspicion anymore.
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
disgustinggf